Morning everyone, I hope you’ve got some exciting—or at least relaxing—holiday plans this week. Me, I’m going to be eating my weight in marshmallow-crusted sweet potatoes and some sort of protein and then OD’ing on football.

With the holidays coming up, I thought it was a good time to make my 2022 zombie horror comedy RETURN OF THE LIVING ELVES totally free for a limited amount of time. To grab a copy, just click HERE and download away. There’s a bunch of other cool horror books available for free too, so stock up in advance of the holidays in case you need to hunker down with some horror and avoid the relatives.

I wrote ELVES after going to a Christmas horror convention and thinking, “Man, it would be really cool to have an Xmas horror book to sell here.” Ironically, I attended the same convention the following year with ELVES in tow and sold exactly zero copies, but hey, that’s the business!

Luckily it’s gone on to have something of a seasonal cult following, not entirely unlike the film that inspired it. RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD is one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s gross, it’s fun, it’s bananas, it’s got amazing performances from some of the best character actors ever. It’s essentially a perfect movie. ELVES is my attempt to pay tribute to something I love so much I got a ROTLD tattoo:

Of course, the book isn’t a completely shameless ripoff. Sure, like DEAD it starts out in a warehouse, an Xmas supply warehouse in this case, and involves two employees unleashing something they certainly shouldn’t. But it’s also very much its own thing. You’ll see when you read it. Which you should. Have I mentioned it’s free?