Man, F*ck this house (and other disasters)
This all-new expanded edition of the viral sensation Man, F*ck This House includes six brand-new stories by Brian Asman, “a singular voice in horror fiction” (Eric LaRocca).
In the titular "Man, F*ck This House," Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home. At first glance, the house is perfect. But things aren't what they seem. Sabrina is hearing odd noises, seeing strange visions. Their neighbors are odd or absent. And Sabrina's already-fraught relationship with her son is about to be tested in a way no parent could ever imagine. Because while the Haskins family might be the newest owners of this house, they're far from its only residents ...
In "The Hurlyburly," a troubled teen loses his grip on reality after checking out the wrong internet meme ...
In "In the Rushes," a coastal cycling trip turns terrifying for a feuding mother and daughter ...
Malevolent doppelgangers, bizarre murders, ancient evils, Western ghosts, mirror monsters, poisonous playthings, and more populate the pages of this brilliant--and petrifying--collection of stories.
Tales of Horrorgasm #3
“Gotcha”
Tales of Horrorgasm #5
“Reel Trouble”
SHORT STORIES
“Beware the Hurlyburly,” EVIL LITTLE FUCKS (2024)
“Twilight of the Vitaphage,” FORBIDDEN FUTURES #12 (2024)
"Texas is the Reason,” AMERICAN CANNIBAL (2023)
"Staycation,” TRAPPED (2022)
“Sea Change,” PULP MODERN (2022)
“Stool Pigeon,” KELP MAGAZINE (2021)
"Seven Years Bad Luck,” IF I DIE BEFORE I WAKE: TALES OF NIGHTMARE CREATURES (2021)
"Do Not Disturb,” A PILE OF BODIES, A PILE OF HEADS (2021)
"Post Orifice,” BOINKING BIZARRO (2020)
"Sometimes the Penguin Eats You,” WELCOME TO THE SPLATTER CLUB (2020)
"Eye in the Sky,” BREAKING BIZARRO (2019)
"A Festival of Fiends,” LOST FILMS (2018)
"Vengeance is Mine,” A SHARP STICK IN THE EYE (2018)
"Now I Don the Mask,” BEHIND THE MASK: TALES FROM THE ID (2018)
“Permanence,” ZATHOM (2018)
"Bumming Smokes,” CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN’ (2017)
"Bless the Cracks,” DECIDUOUS TALES VOL. 1 (2017)
"The Sultry Sounds of Oingo Boingo,” DOUBLE FEATURE MAGAZINE (2016)
"Donalds to Donuts,” WE”VE BEEN TRUMPED (2016)
NONFICTION/JOURNALISM
“Who Killed Stephanie Crowe” The Lineup
“The Best Debut Horror Novels of 2022” The Lineup
“Found Footage Horror Books” The Lineup
“Interstitial Space Horror Movies” The Lineup
“Five Aliens I’d Really Like to Eat,” Horror Oasis
“Why I Write Horror,” KendalL Reviews
“Reliving the Great Bizarro Easter Egg Hunt of 2021,” Babou 691
Review of “In That Endlessness, Our End” by Gemma Files, The Coachella Review
“Being Civil isn’t the Hardest Thing,” Babou 691
INTERVIEWS/PRESS
Bloody Disgusting—Phantom Fun-World First Look! (June 2022)
Visited by Voices (January 2022)
Make That Paper (December 2021)
Castle Rock Radio (March 2019—the podcast that killed Herman Wouk)