Because it’s the holiday season, I’m feeling kind of generous AND trying to score some last-minute points with the big guy in the red suit*, so for a LIMITED TIME, you can score signed copies of my novellas RETURN OF THE LIVING ELVES and OUR BLACK HEARTS BEAT AS ONE for the low, low price of $15!

In ELVES, a mild-mannered Christmas decoration warehouse manager and his even milder-mannered Juggalo trainee unleash a very seasonal and sidesplittingly hysterical zombie outbreak. The holidays will never be the same again!

And in OUR BLACK HEARTS, an up-and-coming rock star gets unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend and embarks on a strange journey into the city’s occult underbelly in a desperate effort to salve his pain. With Valentine’s Day coming up, this is the perfect gift for the sad emo kid in your life.

Get your copies here.

*Local loanshark Nicky Kringelli, I owe him like $4K